Cummins Confidential : The Soul-Crushing BESS Bullshit Crawls Back From The Grave Like A Diesel-Powered Zombie
Out of Xanax. Tossing and turning at 3am because the universe hates me. So I crawl onto Cummins.com like a […]
Shareholder Spotlight : Dimensional Fund Advisors LP and TIAA Trust National Association – The “Respectable” Money Quietly Bankrolling Cummins While Their Own House Burns
TIAA sells itself like a warm cup of tea and a handwritten thank you note. Teachers. Nurses. Public service. Retirement
Ce-UnPac’d : Remember HSA? The Name Behind Cepac’s UK Cardboard Smile
Remember HSA? Hayel Saeed Anam? The parent-group name that sits behind Cepac while Cepac plays the wholesome UK packaging monk.
Cummins Confidential Comeback : Since We’ve Been Gone
We take a short TCAP break and Cummins immediately starts pumping the newsroom like a panicked bastard trying to Febreze
Cummins Confidential : Three Newsroom Drops And A Bucket Of Corporate Bullshit
Cummins has dropped a neat little triple in the newsroom. All congratulating itself, naturally. A personal story, a trade show
Cummins Confidential : The Manufacturing “Smart Choice” And The Corporate Meat Grinder
Cummins has shat out a little careers pep-talk called “Why a Career in Manufacturing Is a Smart Choice”. It reads
Ce-UnPac’d Special : Hallmark – The Red Postbox And The Red Flags Core
Don’t call it a comeback, we’ll be here for years! Hallmark sells comfort like it’s oxygen. Cards that weaponise glitter.
Cummins Confidential : Warehouses, Wankery And The Founder Rolling In His Grave
Cummins is busy again. Expanding. Announcing. Congratulating itself. Pumping out press releases like a nervous salesman spraying aftershave before a
Cummins Confidential Q4 Special : Strong Quarter, Weak “Awards” – The Data Centre Dependency And The Hydrogen Hangover
I read Cummins’ results the way you read a menu outside a dodgy restaurant. Big numbers in bold. Friendly adjectives