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Cummins had a busy little day in the newsroom on 10 March. First, out came the scented candle: a syrupy […]

Newcastle Embarrassment Tribunal : Volume Two

The Judge Who Didn’t Read The Case Newcastle Employment Tribunal managed an impressive trick this week. On 10 March 2026,

Out of Xanax. Tossing and turning at 3am because the universe hates me. So I crawl onto Cummins.com like a

We take a short TCAP break and Cummins immediately starts pumping the newsroom like a panicked bastard trying to Febreze

Cummins has dropped a neat little triple in the newsroom. All congratulating itself, naturally. A personal story, a trade show

Cummins has shat out a little careers pep-talk called “Why a Career in Manufacturing Is a Smart Choice”. It reads

Don’t call it a comeback, we’ll be here for years! Hallmark sells comfort like it’s oxygen. Cards that weaponise glitter.

Cummins is busy again. Expanding. Announcing. Congratulating itself. Pumping out press releases like a nervous salesman spraying aftershave before a

I read Cummins’ results the way you read a menu outside a dodgy restaurant. Big numbers in bold. Friendly adjectives